You're jokes
Take a few steps back like your hairline.
How can you tell what kind of emo you are?
By how deep the cuts are on your forearm.
Why do Jews suck at mugging?
Because all they ask for is the spare change in your pockets.
Are your hairline and forehead friends? Because they go way back.
You're so dark that even God's light can't shine upon you.
You're so boring that you make war veterans die quicker, and yet they're still on life support.
Is it just me or is your personality fake as well? Can't tell because everything about you is.
Your insults are like a blank bullet: a stupid and harmless joke.
They say people can have a sharp mind. Yours is like a dull knitting needle.
Your mama is so skinny she can dodge raindrops.
"Where did you learn to do bookkeeping?"
"Yale."
"And what was your name again?"
"Yackson."
Explain Bear, girl, you're tripping.
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.
Halloween. The day we celebrate your face.
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.
When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Your forehead’s so big it got sponsored by GAP.