You're jokes

What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?

A pap smear.

Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.

Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.

How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"

Your hairline goes so far back, we learned about it in history class.

Shut your transparent hairline up.

You're so emo, the sun turned black.

Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.

Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.

U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.

U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.

Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.

Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."

At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."

Your hairline is built like a license plate.

Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.

Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,

Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.

Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.

What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...

You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!