You're jokes

Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!

Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?

You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-

(Destroys phone cutely)

"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?

Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.

Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.

Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.

🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵

What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.

Anybody can use this :)

Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Yo, your hairline look like a cup.

I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.

I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.

You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To slide into your mom's bed.

What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.

Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.

Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.

Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.