You're jokes
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.
Your mum eats cabbage.
Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
Make like your hairline and scram!
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you follow?
Me: Leads a marching parade off the Golden Gate Bridge.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.