You're jokes
Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."
At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
Your hairline is built like a license plate.
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
Your love life.
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it got smacked up by Will Smith.