You're jokes
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."
Your (DYM 76).
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
Where's your mom at?
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
Your (DYM 9).
Your (DYM 17).