You're jokes
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
Memes
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
God, you're more toxic than white phosphorus.
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.
Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.
Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.
Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.
Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”