You're jokes

When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.

You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.

Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo.

If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?

I found your parent!

Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.

Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.

Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!

Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.

Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.

Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!

1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!

Just ask your dad.

If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.

Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."

Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.

You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.

You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.