You're jokes
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
Your dad is Spider-Man because he’s far from home.
If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.
Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
Which hole talks faster? Your mouth or your ass? Can't tell the difference because they both run shit at once.
Your teeth split faster than your parents' divorce settlement.
Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...
You're more depressing than your own abortion video.
I think someone left trash at the doorstep. Oh, wait, it's your parents dropping you off at the kid's store.
Your family is so messed up that they shared one brain cell to have you even exist.
Are you a Muslim, because you're the bomb?
What do you do in India when you need to tell the time but don't have the money for a watch?
You bob your head from side to side like a metronome.
Your hairline is so back down, it is in your neck.
One woman said to the other, "This child is truly cruel!"
The second woman replied, "Did I say 'child'?"
The first woman said, "I beg your pardon; I didn't know you were my father!"
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.
Your hairline is like the McDonald's logo. It's forming a perfect M.