You're jokes
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
You know you're fucked when the speed bump screams.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
Memes
Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
Teacher: I am an orphan.
Students: Oof.
Teacher: Is there anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
"You’re the milk to my cookies."
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
If this pops up on your timeline, fuck you!