You're jokes
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!
Memes
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
You fighting? More like you're dying!
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Make like your hairline and scram!
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you follow?
Me: Leads a marching parade off the Golden Gate Bridge.
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.