You're jokes

When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.

Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?

Your hairline is like the economy, it's going down.

Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"

Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!

I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”

What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?

"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."

You look like your mom and your dad had a child.

Your mama is so stupid, she put a ruler under her pillow to measure how long she slept.

You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.

Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.

What did the grape say to the rapper?

"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"

Your hairline is more curved than James Charles' gender.

What do you call your retard friend?

A homie with an extra cromie.

"Daveon, stop screaming for help because I broke your kneecaps!"

Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?

Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.

Wife: “How do I look?” Husband: “With your eyes.”