You're jokes
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there.
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."