You're jokes

But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.

And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.

Is your oven running?

Then you better go catch it!

What's the smallest stick in the world?

Your man's dick.

When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.

What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation.

Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it, it gets shorter.

A man wakes up and asks his wife, “Are you okay? You were cursing me all night in your sleep.” The wife replies, “Who says I was sleeping?”

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Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.

Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!

You're like a stormy cloud, because once you go away, it's a nice day.

You're so skinny that a Wi-Fi signal is stronger.

When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant:

Did you get seafood without me? It smells like fish.

Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?

It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.

Knock, knock.

"Who's there?"

Not your dad.

Your dad is so smart, he took one look at you and left.

If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.

If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.

Your kid's so ugly he would make a Happy Meal cry.

What do you never say to gay people?

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