You're jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon deez nuts.
Dragon deez nuts who?
DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"
Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"
The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
I can smell your kids!
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
Sike, I lied, your Minecraft account is mine!
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Your teeth are sponsored by gap.
I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.