You're jokes

When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.

Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.

A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.

The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.

What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.

Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.

What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation.

What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?

One didn't go in the closet.

You're adopted.

The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.

Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"

The kid replied, "I'm not sad."

Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."

Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.

Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.

You're the wrist-slitting simulator champion!

If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?

Sike, I lied, your Minecraft account is mine!

When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."

Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?

Person 2: Yeah.

Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!

Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife than you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there?

Son: Dad, how was I born?

Dad: Your mum's a hoe.

Son: OK, what's a hoe?

Dad: Your mum.

My friend: Wanna hear a joke?

Me: No.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because you are a joke.

Friend: Your life is too...

Me: :)

Friends :)

I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂