You're jokes

You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.

You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.

I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him, "Where are your parents?"

Bad move, I got fired from my job at the Orphanage.

You're so fake, Barbie was jealous of you!

Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.

Your hairline and your mom go way back.

Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!

Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.

Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶

Roses are red,

I am dead.

You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.

Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣

As we speak now, someone is making arrangements for December with your girlfriend.

You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔

If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.

I like to make your mom jokes.

Because they're easy like your mom.

This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)

Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.

Hey! My balls are on your thing!

You're an alcoholic!

You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.

I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."

Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"

What's the difference between a boomerang and your dad?

Boomerangs come back.