You're jokes
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
Mummy, how was I born?
Mummy replied, "Well, your father and I got married, and soon I became fat and you came out, and then in, out, in, out, and after you did that a million times, you were born."
Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"
James replied, "He's as old as me."
Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."
James then said, "He became my father when I was born."
Memes
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣
As we speak now, someone is making arrangements for December with your girlfriend.
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"