You're jokes

No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.

Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.

Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.

Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"

James replied, "He's as old as me."

Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."

James then said, "He became my father when I was born."

I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.

Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!

Warning! Cringe Alert!

What happens when you leave your phone at jail?

It becomes a cell phone.

You know what? I know five fat people, and you're four of them!

Your disabled joke on you can't stand.

A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."

What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.

Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"

When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,

You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"

Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.

Your mom.

Your dad!

Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car?

Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job."

Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad). Dad, ewww, your dick tastes like shite!"

Dad: Oh, that's right, I lent your brother the car.

You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.

Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.

Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.

Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.