You're jokes
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
What's the difference between a boomerang and your dad?
Boomerangs come back.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”
Whats up brother
Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, just maybe you'll find a brain back there!
Your face is so big that not even you can see it.
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice and dreams.
The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
You're the wrist-slitting simulator champion!
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.
A sister went to her brother's room and says,
"I'm scared, can I sleep with you?"
"Yes, sis."
"What is this?" (pointing at his dick)
"My pet snake."
"Can I pet it?"
"Yes."
He wakes up in a hospital.
"What happened?"
"Your snake spit on me, so I bit his head off."
"You dummy!"
"Whaaat?"
So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.
The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"
If you're a girl, please comment.
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: 😭
Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife than you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there?