You're jokes

Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.

What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?

"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"

Get it?

What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?

You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice and dreams.

How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?

One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.

So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"

Is your tap water running well?

Beta, go catch it!

Is your oven running?

Then you better go catch it!

Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.

Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!

People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"

And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"

I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?

I waved to you before, but you never sea me because you're so washed up.

When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

You want to hear a joke?

Your mom.

Your life. That's all.

Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!

When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."

Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.

Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.