You're jokes

I'll put white in your smile.

Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?

Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!

Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.

Jake: Can I go outside?

Mom: Did you clean your room?

Jake: No.

Mom: Then f*ck no.

Jake: Alright, bet.

(Brother named No)

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.

Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!

Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.

Are you a gravestone?

Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?

What does your mom say when she is working?

Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.

Do you want to give your life to God and be in Heaven?

A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"

Why don't you have a life?

Because you're ugly.

Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.

Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.

Father talks to his 5-year-old son: “No, Petie, you don’t have to worry. There is no monster sleeping under your bed. It sleeps every day in the bed next to me.”

What did the rapper say to the microphone?

"You're my closet confidant!"

Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister.