A thief walks up to a man in a suit and pulls out a gun. The thief says: "Give me your money." The man in the suit turns around surprised. He raises his hands and says: "But, wait! You can't do that, I am a Congressman!" The thief replies: "Oh, sorry. Give me MY money."
Robbing a Congressman
Explanation
This joke plays on the stereotype of politicians being corrupt and taking money from their constituents. The thief assumes that the congressman has stolen money from him, reversing the usual roles of a robbery. It's funny because it highlights the public's distrust of politicians.
Anonymous [150]
love this joke... but not urs
GoGetF
NO SHIT IT AIN'T HIS DUMBASS
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Is this some kind of American joke that I'm too Ennglish to understand?
Homeless
Is this some kind of rich joke I’m to homeless to understand.
H
Should incorporate how the congressmen is the thief
Dark Humor
good one. made me laugh 😄
paraLOLagram
Damning Fuck This Shit man idk Why this is Bullshit
Micheal Jackson
He he
Bagree
Good joke man😃😃😃