You're jokes

Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?

It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.

When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant:

Did you get seafood without me? It smells like fish.

You're like a stormy cloud, because once you go away, it's a nice day.

You're so skinny that a Wi-Fi signal is stronger.

A man wakes up and asks his wife, “Are you okay? You were cursing me all night in your sleep.” The wife replies, “Who says I was sleeping?”

Hi, my name is Meer Adnan Hussain. I am a Muslim. I live in Karachi, an area of Pakistan. I want this job. I am interested in this work. Please take me in this work. Your porn star, Meer Adnan Hussain. Wait for your email. Okay.

Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.

Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.

Your kid's so ugly he would make a Happy Meal cry.

Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it, it gets shorter.

Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.

Weed: *gets hit by his own power*

Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?

Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?

Are you a gravestone?

Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!

I'll put white in your smile.

Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?

Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!

Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.

Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.

You know what? I know five fat people, and you're four of them!

If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.

I like to make your mom jokes.

Because they're easy like your mom.