You're jokes

Yo mama so FAT...

That when she had sex with you...

Your balls turned to pancakes.

So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.

What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?

"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"

If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.

Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!

Hey guys, so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! So far it's me and Royal. If you want to join just comment why and you're in unless people have reasons to not want you!

A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.

You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark.

Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?

Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.

Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?

Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.

Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."

You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.

Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.

Would you rather date me or a lady?

I laid deez nuts in your mouth.

I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.

Then I got fired from the orphanage.

Is your mom a virgin?

Mine is.

How am I alive?

You tell me.

Your mom is hot.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Alabama.

Alabama who?

Alabama your cousin.

Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.

Your face.