You're jokes
Question: Do you know who Candis is?
Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?
When someone asks you for a beef (fight), just say you're a vegetarian.
Your mom has a bone to pick with me.
What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain?
"Damn bro, you got an ankle spring!"
A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"
Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.
Evan, this is Mya, and your mom told me you were adopted, so we are done. Bye, don’t talk to me.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
Your face.
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Michael Vick is coming to town, hide your dogs!
What comes to visit more often than your aunt? Your acne.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Your mom is fat and so are you.
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.