You're jokes
Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!
Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.
Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
Your hairline goes so far back it left before your dad did.
Talk to me if you're online.
You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."
Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!