You're jokes
You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.
Your mom went to the ocean, and the whales said, "We are family," even though you are fatter than me.
I fiddled your mum last night, she fucking moaned like a fucking wilder beast.
What do you call your mom? Gay.
Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
Up your pp with a piece of crap!
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London 😵. This is my home now.
1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!
Your PP is small, just like my will to live.
If you're reading this, then good, let's stop this hating on this site! We can just get along, or if not, then don't say anything at all! "Kiss."
Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I will be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.
Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.