You're jokes
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
Your hairline is like Mr. Clean's... nonexistent!
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
ITS SO TRUE ONG
Like, and comment if you're single.
Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?
"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
You like bread toasted? That means you're roasted.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
Study tip: Laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears!
Question: Do you know who Candis is?
Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?
Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,
If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.
Your dick is like a shotgun, one cock and you're ready to fire.
Your face.
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Michael Vick is coming to town, hide your dogs!
What comes to visit more often than your aunt? Your acne.