You're jokes

Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.

Child: But why?

Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.

If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.

So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.

I saw a little boy begging for money.

I said, "Are you an orphan?"

He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"

I said, "Your parents!"

You're so short that you use a ladder to reach a dime.

Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?

Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.

Dad: No, Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.

Being an orphan isn’t all bad.

On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.

Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.

What are they gonna tell their parents?

Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?

Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.

If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!

Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.

Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈

You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.

I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"

Mom replied with, "That's your father."

I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪

You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!

You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨