You're jokes
You're so ugly, when a pig saw you, it thought that you were their family member.
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
The only thing drier than these jokes is your mom.
What did the swordfish say to the marlin? You're looking sharp.
It's not rape if you're both crying.
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.
What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight? When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!
Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.
Just because you‘re suicidal, you don‘t have to be a quitter.
Wait, actually.
A guy walks into a bar. He sees a hot girl. He walks up to her and says, "You're getting laid tonight." She replies, "What are you, some sort of psychic?" He says, "No, I'm just stronger than you."
You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
Your hairline is so bad that it makes Lebron's hairline look normal.
Welcome onboard Sexist Airlines. Everyone, please fasten your seatbelts now as we are switching to a female pilot.
Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?
Little Johnny: "Your wife."
Me: Hey, I’m your mom.
Orphan: Yay, you came back!
Me: Sike!