You're jokes

Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.

How do you know you’re at a gay church?

Half the congregation is kneeling.

I got written up on "Take Your Daughter To Work Day." Apparently, it only applies to daughters who are alive.

This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.

If you're reading this, you are Nickel and Gallium......

Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga

YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!

Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?

You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."

When your friends [are] talking about sports:

Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁

Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱

Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I saw your mom beat you.

What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?

Have a blood transfusion.

Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.

Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.

Your gene pool is so shallow, you could break your neck diving in.

Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.

What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.

I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.

Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.

Buy KFC = 1 dead orphan in your house.

You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.

Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.