You're jokes

So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.

If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.

If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.

I saw a little boy begging for money.

I said, "Are you an orphan?"

He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"

I said, "Your parents!"

You're so short that you use a ladder to reach a dime.

Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.

My uncle sayEd to me once, "You're my favorite child." And I said, "You mean Nece?" He said, "No, my favorite child."

Your life, that's all.

Family are together playing charades.

Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Europe.

Europe who?

No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.

Some dude: Water you thinking?

Me: You're drowning in my head.

Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?

Me: Me.

Friend: *does nothing*

(x_x)

I forgot that I don't have friends.

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.

Why can't your nose be twelve inches?

Because then it would be a foot.

What did the vegetable say to the other before the fight?

Time to beet your maker.

You: What you doing?

I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!

Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.

Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?

Bryce: What?

Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!

P.S. I'm a girl.

Your mom's my dad. Think about that!

Me: I fucked your mom.

Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.

"Give me 5 cents and I’ll grant you a wish."

Ok.

"Thank you, what is your wish?"

I wish for my 5 cents back.