You're jokes

Your hairline is in a different area code.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.

Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:

Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.

When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.

Your life, that's all.

Whoever stole my anti-depression medications, I hope you're happy!

You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.

Your hairline is so far back it took a trip to America.

What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?

When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.

How many balls do you have on your body?

2. Your butt.

I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.

I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"

And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"

And I said: "Your parents."

I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.

I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.

You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.

"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"

You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.