You're jokes
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Never challenge death to a pillow fight.
Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
It works, my brother has never slept better
Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.
Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?
Figure: Because your name is in seeker.
How fast is the speed of sex?
68 because at 69 you've got to turn around.
Spell "Ihop," and then say, "'Ness, I ate your peanuts!"
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
I think your hairline is too stupid.
You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.