You're jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is yours, Facebook will do.
I’ll pat your breasts, pat your breasts, cos I’m a baker’s man, and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I’ll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", And then throw you in the fire cos you’re now worthless to me!
Jared from Subway. Remember kids, "tuna sub" backwards is what I'm going to do on your face.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
Yo mama so fat the scale said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
Roses are red, I reload fast...
I'm gonna pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast!
How to know if your wife is dead? Well, the sex is still trash, but the dishes really start to pile up.
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?
You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell your girl not to wash down there.
Your mom.
Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:
"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" 🤣
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!
What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!
When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
A woman's husband has a yearly conference. The first night he's away from home, their teenage son Tommy comes into their room at night and starts to make love to her, but she knows that it can be dangerous to wake a sleepwalker, so she doesn't say anything. He does this every night for two weeks and stops when his father comes home.
She realizes she's pregnant and has a baby boy.
The next year the same thing happens, she gets pregnant again, and has a baby girl.
The third year, she's feeling very guilty, and after thirteen nights of incredible passionate lovemaking she sits Tommy down and tells him, "Every time your father leaves town on business, you sleepwalk into my bedroom and make love to me. Bobby and Anna aren't just your brother and sister, you're their father!"
Tommy said "You think I was sleepwalking?"