You're jokes
I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% graduation rate, and he said, "Your mom doesn't count as a college!"
How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell your girl not to wash down there.
This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.
How do you know you’re at a gay church?
Half the congregation is kneeling.
Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.
"Give me 5 cents and I’ll grant you a wish."
Ok.
"Thank you, what is your wish?"
I wish for my 5 cents back.
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
You're so ugly!
My uncle sayEd to me once, "You're my favorite child." And I said, "You mean Nece?" He said, "No, my favorite child."
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
Dear algebra,
I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.
Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?
Bryce: What?
Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!
P.S. I'm a girl.
Your mom's my dad. Think about that!
Your maw *microsoft shutting down noise*
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"
What did the vegetable say to the other before the fight?
Time to beet your maker.
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.