You're jokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your Boyfriend.
Your Boyfriend who?
Your Boyfriend who doesn’t love you! Bye!
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
Me: *watching TV*
Mom: Omg, no way, your dad is coming!
Me: Really?
Mom: Obviously not, he never loved or wanted you.
Alya, I need to talk to you now. If you don't reply, I will kermit the not living, and if you don't think I will, I will post your OnlyFans photos I get every month for $5.99 a week (high price if you ask me)!
Your uncle Jack is stuck on the horse...
Would you help him jack off the horse?
Your uncle Jack is stuck on a horse.
Would you help your uncle "Jack" off the horse?
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.
*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"
*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*
I'll give you an A because you're awesome.
B because you're beautiful.
A C because you're caring.
And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it.
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
People say your body is 75% water, while mine [is] 100% full of coffee.
Engineer: I know engineering, and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!
Biologist: I know biology, and your gut instinct is full of shit.
Knock it out, you poo-a-loo, go get your loo.
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!