You're jokes
Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth, then it's a soap opera.
A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.
One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it.
wow
Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?