You're jokes

Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!

You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.

What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?

You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.

Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?

A: Because when you're there, you're family.

Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.

Why do y’all do this?

Because you're lonely.

Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.

Me: Hey, are your parents here?

Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!

Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"

Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."

"You is so black your mama fainted."

If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?

Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.

Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.

Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"

Friend B: "I was until last night."

Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"

Friend B: "Your sister."

Friend A: "I don't have a sister."

Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."

A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?

B: I don't know.

A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...

B: ...

A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.

It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.

You could hold your breath for the rest of your life.

Think about it.

To Tina: Hi, love, you're my oldest and dearest friend. I will love you for as long as I live. I luvv you so much, my sweetest, dearest darling.

Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!

Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3