You're jokes
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"
Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.
Teacher: Is anyone's parents missing?
Students: Yeah, yours.
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?
A: Oops, I dropped my lollipop!
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
You're more uglier.
POV: Your mum is a bomber.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.
Your mama so fat, the scale said, "Only one person at a time, please!"