You're jokes
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"
A baby skunk's mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn't know what he is.
So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks, "What are you?" The baby bunny replies, "Well, I'm a baby bunny. What are you?" The baby skunk says, "Well, I don't know, am I a baby bunny too?"
The baby bunny says, "No, you're not a baby bunny." So the baby skunk asks, "Well, what am I then?"
The baby bunny replies, "Well, you're not exactly blank and you're not exactly white, so you must be Mexican."
Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?
Two natives sit in the bar getting shit-faced.
Almost closing time, "Brother, you gonna snag?"
"Yeah, I'm taking her home."
He walks over, she gathers her things. Walking out together, he takes her to his car outback. They stay messing around then start having sex. He starts to get carried away. He looks down at her. She looks up at him and says, "Slow down, cousin, you're going too fast..."
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister? Nothing if you're from Alabama.
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.
The direction I'm looking.
There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.
What do you do when life gives you lemons? Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist. 🙂💊💉
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.
Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.
Son, you are not precious, so pack your bags because someone else is going to adopt you.
Dad, what do you mean someone else will adopt me?
Son, you're adopted!
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.