You're jokes

You're so fat, that you're fat.

If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?

Tony Abbott's career.

If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!

Your mamma so fat, Thanos clapped 4 times.

You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.

You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"

Then I start to think I was the problem :(

Just kidding, fuck that asshole!

You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.

Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.

Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.

If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.

I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?

Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.

I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."

Your hair line is curved like a moving train.

What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."

Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?

Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!

I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.

Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.

Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏

Person with no arms: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭