You're jokes

Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?

"Candice balls fit up your nose."

Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.

Kid: Knock, knock.

Orphan: Who's there?

Kid: Not your parents.

Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.

Do you know Wildee?

What's that?

Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?

Milk makes you tall, right?

Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?

If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?

I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.

Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"

Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.

When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.

Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...

Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!

What does one emo kid say to the other?

"I like your cuts, G."

"Knock, knock."

"Orphan: Who's there?"

"Not your parents."

You're built like a double cheeseburger.

Children and your meat are actually quite similar.

At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.

Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.

Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?

"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."