You're jokes

You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.

So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.

*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"

*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*

Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?

A: Because when you're there, you're family.

What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"

"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"

Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.

Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles, and lighten your burden."

Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."

Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet!"

Me: *watching TV*

Mom: Omg, no way, your dad is coming!

Me: Really?

Mom: Obviously not, he never loved or wanted you.

You could hold your breath for the rest of your life.

Think about it.

To Tina: Hi, love, you're my oldest and dearest friend. I will love you for as long as I live. I luvv you so much, my sweetest, dearest darling.

Your uncle Jack is stuck on a horse.

Would you help your uncle "Jack" off the horse?

What's the difference between your mom and a troll?

Nothing, they both look the same.

Alya, I need to talk to you now. If you don't reply, I will kermit the not living, and if you don't think I will, I will post your OnlyFans photos I get every month for $5.99 a week (high price if you ask me)!

What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?

Answer: Your right elbow.

Your uncle Jack is stuck on the horse...

Would you help him jack off the horse?

Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!

Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Your Boyfriend.

Your Boyfriend who?

Your Boyfriend who doesn’t love you! Bye!

Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.

Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?

What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?

Stop horsing around!

It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.