You're jokes
Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.
If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!
True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.
You're so short, Aiden looked tall.
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
POV: You accidentally get H in your IV drip.
What happens when you have a bladder infection? You're in trouble!
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.
Student: Sorry to hear.
Teacher: Is anyone missing today?
Student: Your parents.
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles, and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet!"
Did you know curing boredom is quite simple?
For instance, you could pretend to be an apple by tying a rope around your neck for a stem.