You're jokes
Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?
"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
When you have a bladder infection,
You're in trouble. 😜
I'm psychicking your butt.
One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.
Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"
Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.
Johnny: What?
Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?
Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!
Ex: Awhh!
Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.
I told people your mom is also known as "MBD" because you're a mega baby dispenser.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo.
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
How hot do pistons burn?
Hot enough to burn your house down.
"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"
How do you stop a heterosexual woman from sucking your dick? piss inside her mouth
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
Is it sexual harassment if a midget walks by you and tells you that your hair smells nice?
I was at the club and then my dad walked up and said, "You're 15, why are you high and at the club?" So I ran. Then my uncle was at the car and took me home, so I was grounded. Then my boyfriend came because my parents went out and we had sex and we were very loud. My dad came home and walked in. He had my boyfriend pin me against the wall so my dad could spank me.