You're jokes

Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.

One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.

Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.

Your hairline goes back so far, it dated Zeus.

I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"

Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.

Your hairline was playing Sorry!

Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.

When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.

But you know you live alone.

What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?

Your hairline.

"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"

"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."

At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.

Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.

"Knock, knock."

"Orphan: Who's there?"

"Not your parents."

If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.

It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.

Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...

Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!

What does one emo kid say to the other?

"I like your cuts, G."

Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"

Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"

Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?