You're jokes
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
The earth was flat until they buried your mom.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it.
Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
You know what’s traumatizing?
Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.
Help!
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.