You're jokes

What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"

Oh... wait.

When you're sad, hit an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!

Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."

Your mama is so fat when Santa went down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, ho, holy shit, you're fatter than me, bitch!"

As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.

If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?

A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"

The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."

Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.

Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.

I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.

What's the one upside to being an orphan?

You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.

You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."

You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it... what do you do?

You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.

You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.

Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.

When my mom asks, "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?" I say, "No, Mom... I'd do it for free!"

I go to get my mail.

Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"

Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"

Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.

On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"

The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."

The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"

The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."

If I were to cut your legs off, would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...

Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.