You're jokes
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
Shut your goofy ahh mouth!
A guy goes to the store to buy thyme.
When he got back to put the thyme away he realized he still had thyme left. This was all for nothing, it was just a big waste of your thyme.
The greatest bond you will ever have is the one with your conjoined twin.
If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.
Me: I broke me bum.
Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.
Are you suicidal? Remember, if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.
Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
Your face is crustier than the Sahara Desert.
Type this in your calculator:
5 days a week (type in 5),
6 different classes (type in 6),
7 hours a day (type in 7),
x
2 semesters (type in 2),
=
flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).
I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
I was watching my son play at the park, and a lady asked me, "Which one is yours?" And for fun, I said, "I don't know, I'm still choosing."
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
Me: Your ugly...
Person: I'm not your mirror...
Me: I never told you to be my mirror :p
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!