You're jokes
The next time I knock on your door, I'll hit you instead of the door.
I make weed disappear, what's your superpower?
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm!
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
When you're born on 4/20/69...