You're jokes
Don't give up on your dreams...
Keep sleeping.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"
Girl, scan the code on your wrist.
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”
Patient: “OK.”
Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife!”
Mommy, Mommy! Are we vampires?
Shut up and drink your soup before it clots!
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
You’d run away too if your name was afjlkawihrs gdfn wjasidphbfvnas icxhuvbjsdlk m.nd;fuoxcghkfjckoSZ: lF,.XMAVUDOXICUGJNWLFXCMV CKLSAXHV IJADHXC;IVKSA.