You're jokes
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...
Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.
I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.
A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"
The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."