You're jokes

What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?

Your dad.

Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.

Kid: Why, Dad?

Dad: So you don't get bored.

Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”

I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.

Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.

Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?

Because you’re a sexy fox.

Pokemon Jokes!

What do you do when your Loudred evolves?

Buy more earplugs!

What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?

You're so full of shit that the toilet's jealous.

Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"

Girl, scan the code on your wrist.

You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?

Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?

A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.

Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.

It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.

Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.

Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.

Other family members: ...

Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster.

Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!

Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.

What does a disabled disco play?

"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."

This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.

Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.

Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?