You're jokes
A suicidal customer walks into a gun store.
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board.
"No, I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chicken."
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!
Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
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Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.