You're jokes
You're so ugly that your birth certificate is an apology.
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
Memes
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other, "What is your favorite kind of music?"
The other windmill replies, "I'm a huge metal fan!"
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.