You're jokes
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other, "What is your favorite kind of music?"
The other windmill replies, "I'm a huge metal fan!"
Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.
Birthday girl: Oh wow!
Parent: Anyone missing?
Birthday girl: Your parents.
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.
Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.
You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.