You're jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].

Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔

What's the one upside to being an orphan?

You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.

Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”

You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.

Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.

Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.

Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.

Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"

Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.

Kid: Why, Dad?

Dad: So you don't get bored.

Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.

You're so full of shit that the toilet's jealous.

Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.

Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.

I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.

I go to get my mail.

Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"

Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"

Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.

On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"

The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."

The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"

The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."

If I were to cut your legs off, would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...

A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"

The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."

You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."

What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?

Your dad.