You're jokes

If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.

If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.

Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈

Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.

Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?

Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.

Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"

The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"

You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not your parents.

"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."

- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*

You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.

Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.

Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.

Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.

You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.

You were sad because your grandmother died.

The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.

Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.

Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?

Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."

What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?

"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."

I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.

Don't give up on your dreams...

Keep sleeping.