You're jokes

Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.

Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!

A telescope has two uses:

1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.

I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.

She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."

Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.

Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).

Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.

I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"

Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!

You're so ugly that your birth certificate is an apology.

I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.

Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.

Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.

Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.

Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.

Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.

The next time I knock on your door, I'll hit you instead of the door.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not your parents.

Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.

"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."

- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*