You're jokes
When you go to your friend's house to fuck her brother, but realize he's your brother from your mom's side.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
Did you know toilets, while you're at work, eat your toilet paper?
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"
"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."
What did I say to my friend? "Job, your new name is Jojo Siwa."
Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.
Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.
"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
Me: Your ugly...
Person: I'm not your mirror...
Me: I never told you to be my mirror :p
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
"I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years."
"Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!"
"No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him."
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
What does a gun and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Your career might be in the north, but it's going south :)