You're jokes
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"
Girl, scan the code on your wrist.
You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
You're so ugly that your birth certificate is an apology.
Don't give up on your dreams...
Keep sleeping.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."