You're jokes
Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.
Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
"My dick fell off in the shower!" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your wiener, little one?" He says, chuckling lightly.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? “You’re the ying to my yang!”
Grandma: Most people your age have a family and are married. Why aren’t you?
Grandchild: Most your age are dead. Why aren’t you?
I’d pound your mom so fast, even Sonic would get jealous!
"Stupidity isn’t a crime, so you’re free to go."
On Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named Big Dick Randy.
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!
An Eskimo was holidaying in New Zealand and while driving his rented car around the countryside it broke down. A bloke passing by offered to help, lifted the bonnet and said, "I know your problem, you blew a seal."
The Eskimo with a shocked expression retorted, "Yeah? Well you fuck sheep!"
Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?
Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...
Son: Am I kidnapped?
Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.
Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.