You're jokes

I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.

Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:

Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.

Her: Really? What?

Me: Sweet-in-low.

Her: Why?

Me: Because you're artificial.

When you think you can’t fail anymore if you’re dead, then you fail at suiciding.

Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?

Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.

"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."

"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"

"You're ass heck bye."

Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.

Knock, knock.

Your mom.

What's red and runs up your leg?

A homesick abortion.

My battery lasted longer than your sad, depressing life.

Is Google a male or female?

Female because it doesn’t let you finish your sentences before making a suggestion.

What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?

A waist of your time.

So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll f*ck your mom, and you'll be next.

The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.

Did you know an eraser on a pencil slowly dies from your mistakes?

And did you know you're actually supposed to live for 25 minutes, but every time you breathe, it resets time?

What is your body like? Soft.

"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝

This joke is short... like your dick!