You're jokes
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
Mom told me drugs are my enemies.
Jesus said to like your enemies.
Yay, I can like drugs then!
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Wanna see something dark?
Close your eyes.
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
Your hairline is so far back, even Vegeta laughed at it!
Girl: Hey. Boy: Hi? Girl: I need to tell you something... Boy: WHAT? Girl: I like you. Boy: And I hate you. Boy: YOU'RE A CHICKEN 🐔🐔 🐔 Girl: I HATE YOU YOU POOP 💩💩💩💩 Girl: LOSER L Boy: I thought you said you liked me. Girl: SHUT UP CHICKEN/POOP 💩💩🐔 🐔 Boy: GIRL BYE Girl: Bye Felicia.
You and your mom.
When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!
Have you seen the inside of Ford's Theatre? It will blow your mind. ~Abraham Lincoln
What starts with "s" and ends with "erm"? SuperM.
This means both "matrix" and "master" so take out the "u" and then you just get "master". When you think of sperm, you think of porn. If you're a master at something, you're also a star at it. So you get porn star.
You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ex-Boyfriend: You have no ass, so we're through!
Me: Stop being a dickhead, dude!! It ain't gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
"Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're adopted!"
A guy in a Costco was pretty pissed off at something. A guy walks up to him and says, "What's wrong, pal? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned aisle!"
When you're born on 4/20/69...
Guy: Are you depression? 'Cause you're crippling me.
Car driver: No, I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you.
Guy: Don't worry, I was already crippled because I got crippling depression.
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!