You're jokes

The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!

Your momma's so nasty, she sucked your daddy's dick and kissed you good night!

Jack and Jill went up the hill. They turned to drunks and have no will. Jill said to Jack, "Your love reveal, then think of building me a still."

Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.

Me: Where's your mom?

Kid: [cries]

Me: [leaving from the adoption center]

Wanna hear a joke?

Your face.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I saw your mom beat you.

How are you and an orphan similar?

Both of your fathers are invisible.

You will remember reading this for the rest of your life.

It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.

Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!

I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"

So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"

Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.

I want your weight, not your phone number.

Your hairline is so bent, not even NASA can find it.

This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)

Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!

Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.