You're jokes

Your ma is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.

How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?

Put barbecue sauce on it.

What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?

I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!

The trip from your eyebrow to your hairline costs $6000.

Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.

Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.

Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.

Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.

Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!

Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.

Son: Why?

Father: You’ll need them there.

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.

Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"

Because he needs to pick your balls.

"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.

“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.

What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?

Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.

What’s the best way to get people to remember your birthday? Kill yourself.

What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?

Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.

Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.

Obv, unless you share your residence.

I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.

Oh, I just love talking to orphans.

When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.

Bing, bang, boom!

Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"