You're jokes
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
Don't give up on your dreams...
Keep sleeping.
You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.
You signed up for football, but you're no good.
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.
Guys, do not follow Tom, he is super inappropriate. I did a 48-hour face reveal and this is what he said:
Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.