You're jokes
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
Sorry to take your time today for a few minutes. We are cool, but not the best.
Your hairline is so big, it looks like the TITANIC.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Like if you're short.
Teacher: I am an orphan.
Students: Oof.
Teacher: Is there anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭
Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.
Son: Why, Dad?
Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.
Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.
Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.
I like your mom naked.
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
Do you know Candice?
Nope.
Candice dick fit in your mouth.
Do you know Mike Hawk? No, who is he? Mike Hawk in your MOUTH!
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!