You're jokes
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
Wesley, stop saying your life is a joke.
Jokes have meaning.
Your hairline's so bent, it goes west, east, north, and south!
Boss: You're fired.
Me: *turns in my gun and my badge*
Boss: You're a waiter. Where did you get those?
Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.
Friend: Wow thanks, I'm rich!
Robin [narrows eyes]: You're what?
So, a man goes to church and is dipped in water three times by a Priest as he says, "From now on your name is Michael, and you will shed your sins of gambling and alcohol."
Soon after, the man heads home and rushes to the fridge to grab a can of beer. He turns on the sink and dips the beer can in the water three times while saying, "From now on you will be known as Not Alcohol."
Just ask your dad.
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
What did the shoe tell the feet?
"Put me on your feet!"
When you're lonely, watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore!
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.