You're jokes
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."
Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.