You jokes
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.
Are you free tomorrow?
No, I’m expensive, sorry. 💵💸
That shit was trash. You can't handle me.
Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought you can mix too.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?