You jokes
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
POV: you
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?
The seventh door.
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
when charmander gets old
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.
Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a Sandy Hook.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.