You jokes

What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?

"Would you stop bugging me!"

On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.

What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?

A chew-chew train!

I give you 31 because we will do the 69 later, thanks.

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

Oh, sweetheart, you brighten me.

What do you call an overly clingy child?

A tumor.

What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?

A sissy.

You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice and dreams.

My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?

What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?

"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"

Get it?

What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!

Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

Hey y'all, you want to read something funny? Then look up "Greater Tuna" OID and read the script. It's the best. I'm performing it for an OID (Oral Interpretation of Drama) and it kicks ass. Check it out. Also, the name I'm using is my Roblox Username. Friend me.

Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em!

What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!

What flavor do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.

There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.

Why did they only come home with 3 fish?

(Answer)

There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.

If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?

What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?

Cassie.

Get it?