You jokes
What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.
I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?
The psychologist will thank you for coming.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way, someone is excited to see you!
Your dad is so smart, he took one look at you and left.
If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.
If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.
"How does dry skin affect you at work?""You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
Are you interested in it?
More than two boot branches.
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.
The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"
Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?