You jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thank God I'm not as ugly as you.

You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.

I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"

"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"

Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.

My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess I’m taking you for another bike ride!

You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.

I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.

You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.

I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.

"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.

You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.

Orgasm means two things:

1. During you masturbate.

2. You torture phantoms.

What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?

My Chemical Romance.

One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.

Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."

Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"

You soak balls, get it?

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Grounded beef.

On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Stephen.

Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."

How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?

– Sí...

See deez nuts!

The joke is you! 😂🤣😂🤣😂