You jokes
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-
Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
What did one droplet say to the other?
"Water you thinking?"
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
Yo, Rob, you forgot to pay me cause you sucky sucky my thang.
AKA, you're up for adoption.
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
What do you call a cow that sleeps?
A bulldozer! 🐄💤
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"