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Hi 👋 I love 💕 you walk in and out oon.
What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today, but you have the one was the night you were coming tomorrow? I can get home night time for.
Hi 👋 I love 💗 you walk in and out the door 🚪 night. I did not have time today. I was just a little bit and I had to walk home from home after dinner. I
I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.
Girl lol feel dick in mouth on you.
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
What's brown and sticky?
What did you think! A stick......
Even though you are a meateater, you can still totally be a vegetarian.
What does a doctor do to make you better?
Helium.
How do you stop a baby from crawling on the floor?
Nail one hand to the ground...
How do you stop it from crawling in circles? Nail the other hand to the floor.