You jokes
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.
What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?
... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
You're so fake, Barbie was jealous of you!
After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.