You jokes
Never gonna give you up.
My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
POV: you
What's the most expensive haircut you can get? Chemotherapy.
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
"Fuck you, do something about it!"
I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.
What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?
... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?
The seventh door.
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
Mummy, how was I born?
Mummy replied, "Well, your father and I got married, and soon I became fat and you came out, and then in, out, in, out, and after you did that a million times, you were born."
My love for you is like poop.
Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away.
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.