"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
You Jokes
Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?
No.
Neither did she.
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
Do you know Bumo?
Bumo deez nuts.
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
Doctor: You have cancer.
Patient: Will I survive?
Doctor: Probably not.
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
You have a head of a Malteser and a hairline VEGTA.
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"
Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"
Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
Sup guys, how are you?
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
