You jokes

All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.

You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.

You're so fake, Barbie was jealous of you!

After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.

Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?

Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.

What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?

Hairy Potter.

"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.

So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"

College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.

You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔

You know what? I know five fat people, and you're four of them!

My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"

I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."

She was amazed!

What do you call a flat-chested emo?

Your disabled joke on you can't stand.

You are emo.

If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.

Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car?

Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job."

Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad). Dad, ewww, your dick tastes like shite!"

Dad: Oh, that's right, I lent your brother the car.

Annabeth: "Percy, whaters up with you?"

Roses are red, violets are blue. I see you, I see you; you would have to work out.

If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"

Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!