You jokes
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
Crit especially if you are a rouge
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil Sizzle.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
What do you call a really fat psychic?
4chin Teller
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
This is two heads.
Deaf. "Deep water." ""
- "78 years."
Are you interested again? ""
"If you go ... you are there."
"No. 85 is good."
What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!