You jokes
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.
What did Satin say to God??
"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"
Memes
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired because he couldn't learn the route.
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
What disease do you get from eating fish?
Salmonella!
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: 😭
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he's not coming.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the “no-bell” prize.
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.