You jokes

What do you call a person with no body or a nose?

Nobody knows.

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.

What did one tower say to the other?

Damn, you looking PLANE!

What do you call a blind Nazi?

A Not-See!

Do you know Bumo?

Bumo deez nuts.

Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?

Pretty nuts, huh?

When you fail art school.

I hope when you count, you lose the number you were on.

You know you're fucked when the speed bump screams.

What do you call a bee from America?

A USB.

Doctor: You have cancer.

Patient: Will I survive?

Doctor: Probably not.

How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?

About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.

Are you serious right now, bro?

Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.

Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?

You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.

Hi, are you even my sister?

Yes, I am.

No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.

I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!

Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.

That shit was trash. You can't handle me.

Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?