You jokes
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
A mathematics professor arrived home at 3 am drunk.
His wife was up waiting for him.
"You said you'd be home by 11:45!" she yelled.
He responded, "No my dear, I said I'd be home at a quarter of 12."
Silence is golden. Unless you have kids, then silence is suspicious.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
What do you call headphones that walk out on their children? Deadbeats.
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
"Dad, did you get a haircut?"
"No, I got them all cut!"
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
Have you ever had a bad sausage? It's the wurst.
How do you get a squirrel's attention? Act like a nut.
What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.
She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"