You jokes
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
The moment when you're too depressed to fantasize about death--it's so tiring.
What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"
Shit.
"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"
You must have been born on the highway because that's where accidents happen.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.
Disappointing.
You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.
Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
(Girl) Do you ever blink?
(Doll) (No reply).
(Girl) You look like a mannequin!
(Doll) (No reply).
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*