You jokes
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: It was in-tents.
You know the difference between happy tailgaters and angry tailgaters?
Happy tailgaters know how to throw a party.
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
What did one hurricane say to the other?
"I got my EYE on you!"
You want a pizza from me!!!!
What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain?
"Damn bro, you got an ankle spring!"
Glad to present you a wood clock.
https://olegon.ru/clock/
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
When someone asks you for a beef (fight), just say you're a vegetarian.
Fuck you, German kids, especially [those who are] alive.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. They just waved.
Did you sea what I did there?
[God creating the parrot] OK, HOW ABOUT A TYE-DYE CHICKEN THAT SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU?
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
"Korn Kob Kyle??? You know what this means!"
yikes...
#PlugWalk
I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm. She said, "Is it because I warned him when hotness came?" I said, "No, you don’t shut up!"
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3