You jokes

You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.

What do you call a black prostitute with braces?

A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.

Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."

Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.

How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.

Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.

Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"

Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"

What do you call a bad joke?

A bad Noah!

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Because all I do is pound it, man. I would put you on my "600 Pound Life" if you didn't weigh 1,000.

Pickup line: Are you the internet? 'Cause I feel a connection.

Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?

A: Not very interesting.

Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.

Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?

Me: Look at the stars in the sky.

Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?

Me: No, it’s a waste of time.

Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.

Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.

"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"

Hey guys, so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! So far it's me and Royal. If you want to join just comment why and you're in unless people have reasons to not want you!

You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.

(Girl) Do you ever blink?

(Doll) (No reply).

(Girl) You look like a mannequin!

(Doll) (No reply).

What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?

"Me time."

What do you call an orphan's family photo?

A selfie.