You jokes
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege
Son: Dad, I'm gay.
Dad: I support you.
Son: I like you.
Dad: Get out and into my room!
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
Memes
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
You just shot an unarmed man.
Well, he should have armed himself then.
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?
You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
Are you a knife?
Because I want to deep throat you.
Welcome to Joe's abortion clinic! No fetus can beat us! You make 'em, we take 'em!