You jokes

"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."

What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?

Bathbomb.

Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.

Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?

Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.

A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.

Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"

The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."

Why can you bully an orphan?

Because they can’t tell their parents.

My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."

Is it sexual harassment if a midget walks by you and tells you that your hair smells nice?

I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"

She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"

I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"

The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.

Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.

The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.

What do you call a bald person on fire?

A fried egg.

What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?

If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.

What do you call a terrorist swimming?

A bath bomb!

What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?

Sex worker.

Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.

You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.

An old man and a child are walking into the woods. Suddenly, they stop.

"Mister," the child says, "I'm scared, these woods are dark and creepy..."

The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

Alright, what do you call a blank piece of paper?

Women's rights.