What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
You Jokes
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
What do you call a doctor that's a skeleton?
Doctor Bones.
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
What do you call a cute door?
Adorable.
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
