You jokes
My mom said you failed school. I said, "Don't be surprised, I'm a retard, Mom."
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
I'll give you 20 dollars if you let me cum in you.
Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.
What did the Chinese man say to his wife?
I'll chin you later.
Why should you put an orphanage by a cemetery?
So they can always see their parents.
What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!
What are the four letters you don't want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Teacher: "Okay, so how are you going?"
Student: "I'm not going."
Teacher: "Oh, so you're a wheelchair person?"
Wife: Honey! Do you like tea?
Husband: No, I like after "T"!
It means: the letter "U": you!
Teacher: What is a cow?
Kid: Meat.
Teacher: Nice. What is a chicken?
Kid: Eggs.
Teacher: What does the big fat pig give you?
Kid: Homework.
Do you like Wendy’s?
Yeah, Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth!
What did a fat cow give you?
Homework.
Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!!
Orphan: What! No! Please no!
Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!
"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me!"
If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.
What keeps you breathing when you're on Earth?
I don't know. I suffocated at birth.
Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.