You jokes
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
Gwen and Prince chat and talk and discuss; we won't bother you! Here! Enjoy!
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! (aka dinner)
I like ramen. If you do, like!
"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!
Which one do you want to watch? 😀"
Did you hear about the fish and chips? The fish got battered, the chips got salted.
What happens when you hear about Mary Brittain beating a Thomas?
You cook spaghetti with his blood!
A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!
When someone says "Did I ask?" say "Then why did you respond?"
The patient said, "When will this be over?"
The doctor said, "After you die."
The patient says, "Was that a morbid joke?"
The doctor says, "Well, um, actually, you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure."
The patient says, "Well, it's a bright day, maybe if you weren't clumsy!"
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Control Freak. Con... OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
-->[] go through the door if you can.
How do you get a blonde to drown? You tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.