You jokes
True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
You're so short, Aiden looked tall.
If you’re American when you go in the bathroom...
... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Is water wet?
Have you heard of Wendy's?
Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
Yo yo Zac, have you Amber HEARD about the Johnny Depp case? ARRRRRRRRRRR!
A farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I'm fucking." She says, "You idiot, that's a sheep!" He says, "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
You suck harder than a vacuum ever will :)
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
What did the cow say to the other cow?
Moo you fine.
You are annoying lolllllllll.
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.
POV: You accidentally get H in your IV drip.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
What happens when you have a bladder infection? You're in trouble!