You jokes
What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter?
Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE.
Reddit king and q, I really dgaf what you say, you guys are practically obsessed with me cuz ur leaving hate comments on almost all my jokes, so stop. You're obviously gonna look bad if you just insult meh jokes.
If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?
You guys are crazy!
You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?
Having to wait your turn.
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?
Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
Crit especially if you are a rouge
Babies can spread a nasty smell, especially when you haven't fed them for a month.
How do you punish Helen Keller?
You leave the plunger in the toilet.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?
Cassie.
Get it?
Why are babies called bundles of joy?
When you break the bundle, it gives you joy.
Hey, wanna know why you remind me of a waitress?
Because you handle my food great, and I give you a good tip afterwards.
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
"You is so black your mama fainted."
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady? You can unscrew a lightbulb.
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer.
My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path."
People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor.
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
You and your mom.