You jokes
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
What’s something you can say in bed and in a Zoom meeting?
"Do you want the cameras on or off?"
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have five fingers, two of them are for you.
Wanna play dolls?
I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.
Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏
Person with no arms: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
How can you tell your best friend is gay?
His meat tastes like shit.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable!
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.”
“Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....I'll let you know.
If at first you don't succeed, blame it on the patriarchy.
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.