You jokes
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
Denki: Did you just... fall over?
Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.
Sero: Backwards?
Bakugo: I'm talented.
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
If someone says nobody asked, you could say, "Well, nobody asked for you to talk!"
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
What does the door say to the doorbell?
The door said: "You dingus!"
My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup?
They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.
Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.
The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"
Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."
The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"
Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."