You jokes
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait/A selfie.
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
"Ow! You hit the spot!"
How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the f *ck out of it!
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
What's the difference between a pregnant one and a light bulb?
One you can unscrew.
Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.
Bully 2: Look in a mirror.
Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.
You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?
Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*
Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.
Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A: A family picture.
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?
Standing ovation!
Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes a while to put you under.