Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
You Jokes
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
Roses are red, I like weed,
If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."
Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
Knock it out, you poo-a-loo, go get your loo.
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
Why tie when you can knot?
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "May I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The man replies, "Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restaurant down the street?
Yeah, he Pasta-Way.
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, you wouldn't get it.
"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"
What did the hat say to the tie?
"I'll go on ahead, while you just hang around!"
Tuxedos suit you.
